I Just Saved the Universe
“Congratulations! You’ve just defeated the vile red valcons and saved the universe. Consider yourself a hero.”
That’s right. I’m a hero. I just beat Contra. So what it took over 30 lives and my continue. I still saved the universe. You all can thank me later.
I love the spread gun. Flare sucks. Machine gun rules. Rapid fire is all right.
Everyone go back to your normal routines. The world is safe…for now…
In other news Barry Sanders rushed fifteen times for 342 yards seven touchdowns against Vinny Testeverde and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Rodney Peete completed three of four passes and had one touchdown during the 56-14 rout.
Hooray for Nintendo!
Kid: Mortal Kombat for the SEGA Genesis is the best game ever.
Billy: I disagree, although Mortal Kombat is a good game. My favorite game is Donkey Kong.
Kid: Donkey Kong sucks.
Billy: You know something? YOU SUCK.
That’s right. I’m a hero. I just beat Contra. So what it took over 30 lives and my continue. I still saved the universe. You all can thank me later.
I love the spread gun. Flare sucks. Machine gun rules. Rapid fire is all right.
Everyone go back to your normal routines. The world is safe…for now…
In other news Barry Sanders rushed fifteen times for 342 yards seven touchdowns against Vinny Testeverde and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Rodney Peete completed three of four passes and had one touchdown during the 56-14 rout.
Hooray for Nintendo!
Kid: Mortal Kombat for the SEGA Genesis is the best game ever.
Billy: I disagree, although Mortal Kombat is a good game. My favorite game is Donkey Kong.
Kid: Donkey Kong sucks.
Billy: You know something? YOU SUCK.
posted by az at 11:47 AM
8 Comments:
Thank you for saving the universe. I feel much safer now.
Barry Sanders was good. In fact, he'd probably still be good if his vagina didn't hurt him all the time.
Thanks Andy! I will chalk that up as one more I owe to you.
Vinny Testaverde. Ha Ha Ha.
what have i done?
i've created a monster.
dave you're quite welcome. sand in the vagina is never a good thing. also, we'll talk about that other stuff from that thing you wrote to me.
jon you are welcome too. you don't owe me anything. heroes don't need rewards.
what have you done jeni? you've insulted me. i saved the world. some gratitude should be in order. next time i'll sacrifice you to the vile red valcons.
i gave you the NES, i can take it back!
that's not the christmas spirit. sattle down sam
Is Jeni trying to be an Indian giver?
No offense intended to Native Americans.
she is. she most definently is.
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