Impeachment Odds
I don’t know anything about gambling. Maybe I could ask Janet Jones.
What will it take to get President Bush impeached? He’s got a couple of people upset with him and it’s not just those pesky liberals. Arlen Specter wants wiretaps for the White House and several other Republicans want an investigation of the administration’s surveillance plan.
So here are the four things that might bring President Bush down. I give them my impeachment odds (IO).
1. Domestic spying – I give this the best odds. People are not very happy. IO = 5:4
2. The Valerie Plame leak – Could this be like a mafia scenario and everyone rats everyone else out to save their self? That would be funny to me. Ole Scooter said he leaked the name only because his “superiors” told him to. Geez, who could that be? I’ll give you a hint, his name rhymes with evil and he loves to lie. IO = 5:2
3. Hurricane Katrina response – Apparently the White House knew about the levee the night it broke, but didn’t respond. Oppsy daisy. IO = 7:2
4. The Iraq War – another ex-CIA official stated the intelligence was manipulated. IO = 10:1
The “superior” in number two of course was Dick Cheney. I guess his name really doesn’t rhyme with evil, but he does love to lie and he is evil.
President Bush won’t get impeached, but people wanted to impeach President Clinton for getting a hummer from a White House Intern. Clinton shouldn’t have done that, but a BJ is not in the same class as spying on the American public, leaking a name of a spy to divert attention from a poorly designed war, ignoring a natural disaster and lying to the American public about the Iraqi threat.
I guess we as American citizens have a choice: peace, prosperity and blowjobs or war, poverty and no blowjobs. I like the first choice.
What will it take to get President Bush impeached? He’s got a couple of people upset with him and it’s not just those pesky liberals. Arlen Specter wants wiretaps for the White House and several other Republicans want an investigation of the administration’s surveillance plan.
So here are the four things that might bring President Bush down. I give them my impeachment odds (IO).
1. Domestic spying – I give this the best odds. People are not very happy. IO = 5:4
2. The Valerie Plame leak – Could this be like a mafia scenario and everyone rats everyone else out to save their self? That would be funny to me. Ole Scooter said he leaked the name only because his “superiors” told him to. Geez, who could that be? I’ll give you a hint, his name rhymes with evil and he loves to lie. IO = 5:2
3. Hurricane Katrina response – Apparently the White House knew about the levee the night it broke, but didn’t respond. Oppsy daisy. IO = 7:2
4. The Iraq War – another ex-CIA official stated the intelligence was manipulated. IO = 10:1
The “superior” in number two of course was Dick Cheney. I guess his name really doesn’t rhyme with evil, but he does love to lie and he is evil.
President Bush won’t get impeached, but people wanted to impeach President Clinton for getting a hummer from a White House Intern. Clinton shouldn’t have done that, but a BJ is not in the same class as spying on the American public, leaking a name of a spy to divert attention from a poorly designed war, ignoring a natural disaster and lying to the American public about the Iraqi threat.
I guess we as American citizens have a choice: peace, prosperity and blowjobs or war, poverty and no blowjobs. I like the first choice.
posted by az at 9:40 AM
2 Comments:
I've got $50 on the leak.
safe bet. i don't even know how much you'd win in that situation. i'm not a gambler. i think the spying will get him.
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