Only Once in a Lifetime

Very early tomorrow morning an event that only happens once every century will occur.

At 1:02:03 AM it will 1:02:03 on 4/5/06. Get it? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

I guess this will happen again at 1:02:03 PM, but this will be the only day this will happen for 100 years. So lay off me I’m starving.

I pointed this out to the ER intern (who unfortunately has to be on OB/GYN this month) and the OB/GYN resident. There are a couple of women who will probably deliver tomorrow. I said if my child were born on 4/5/06, I’d name him/her Seven, even if it would upset George Costanza.

The ER intern thought my bad joke was still somewhat funny, but OB/GYN resident wasn’t as amused. Apparently that resident has the same sense of humor as a swollen labia majora with a vulvular hematoma and blood/blood clots oozing out of the vagina.

That may have been mildly graphic, but OB is more than mildly graphic. My imagination cannot make that stuff up.

Anyhoo, enjoy these special times tomorrow. And in the future if I make silly/goofy jokes, just laugh at them because if you don’t you’ll hurt my feelings and then I’ll be forced to call you a bloody vagina. I don’t want to have to call you that, but if I must, I must.