DJ's Story

“Holy poop!” exclaimed Rush Limbaugh.

Bill O’Reilly (oh snap!) had just found a butt. He thought I could use this for running.

It was a stupid foot. “I’m so crashed. I think I’ll gingerly dance tonight.”

The next day he fought to the Hell. It was a crazy place full of smelly elves. There were some strange things there though. And he felt something odd could happen.

Just then a collection plate stole and everyone began cojoling.

“What should I do?” he thought. “I know I’ll fart my way out of here.”

He runned his way to safety. He wasn’t sure if this was the right thing to do, but he kept being until he arrived at Whogivesacrapopolis.

“Thank God!” he annoyed. “This is the most sadly place I have ever bugged. I will use my turtle and live happily ever after.”