Jon's Story
“Holy trailer!” exclaimed Burt Reynolds.
Burt Reynolds had just found a leotard. He thought I could use this for stumbling.
It was a miniature peanut butter. “I’m so drooled. I think I’ll nervously sing tonight.”
The next day he rode a horse to the Disneyland. It was broken place full of sticky razor blades. There were some strange things there though. And he felt something odd could happen.
Just then a beer bong bent over and everyone began licking.
“What should I do?” he thought. “I know I’ll pray my way out of here.”
He chafed his way to safety. He wasn’t sure if this was the right thing to do, but he kept dancing until he arrived at Iraq.
“Thank God!” he vomited. “This is the most politely place I have ever ate. I will use my penis and live happily ever after.”
Burt Reynolds had just found a leotard. He thought I could use this for stumbling.
It was a miniature peanut butter. “I’m so drooled. I think I’ll nervously sing tonight.”
The next day he rode a horse to the Disneyland. It was broken place full of sticky razor blades. There were some strange things there though. And he felt something odd could happen.
Just then a beer bong bent over and everyone began licking.
“What should I do?” he thought. “I know I’ll pray my way out of here.”
He chafed his way to safety. He wasn’t sure if this was the right thing to do, but he kept dancing until he arrived at Iraq.
“Thank God!” he vomited. “This is the most politely place I have ever ate. I will use my penis and live happily ever after.”
posted by az at 8:21 PM
2 Comments:
I FREEKING love it!!! Thanks Drew!
i freeking love it too. thank you. this was hilarious.
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