Mrs. BBomes' Story

“Holy Susquehana!” exclaimed Bryon.

Bryon had just found a sasquatch. He thought I could use this for running.

It was a hairy ball. “I’m so scratched. I think I’ll lazily bump tonight.”

The next day he towed to the Monroe. It was a red place full of skinny heads. There were some strange things there thought. And he felt something odd could happen.

Jus then a lolly pop sucked and everyone began screwing.

“What should I do?” he thought. “I know I’ll sit my way out of here.”

He licked his way to safety. He wasn’t sure if this was the right thing to do, but he kept cussing until he arrived at Alaska.

“Thank God!” he ended. “This is the most quickly place I have ever pooped. I will use my head and live happily ever after.”