Friday, November 18, 2005

Random Thoughts for 11/18/05

Sometimes I run north on Fort Street. I run past a White Castle. I’m pretty sure the smells I smell are future angioplasties.

I should do an internal medicine residency, then a cardiology fellowship and then specialize in cardiovascular surgery. (See above random thought.)

What happened to Weezer? Their songs lack a soul now.

I’d buy Inspector Gadget if it came out on DVD. I own Garfield Season One and Two.

George Bush is the worst president ever. Worse than Buchanan and Polk.

Prison Break is a stupid TV show and Fox should stop calling it a two-hour event when it is on back-to-back on Monday nights. I should be watching a two-hour event of Arrested Development.

I like to call Prison Break, the Shawshank Redemption on steroids.

Beavis and Butthead should be mentioned as one of the best cartoons of all time, along with the Simpsons, The Family Guy, GI Joe and Scooby Doo.

Why do I have a blog?

I think God and Santa Claus are half-brothers.

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. ~ Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget The Flinstones and the Jetson's.

11:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish I could spell and know grammar at the same time. The Flintstone's and The Jetson's

11:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i don't see any errors with your spelling or grammar. this is a blog, it ain't ms. jackson's class. word.

2:30 PM  

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